Razer products that don't exist!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by bmoconno, Jan 19, 2017.

  1. bmoconno

    bmoconno Well-Known Member

    Razer makes a lot of great stuff, but we've all had an idea or inkling of something we'd like to see Razer make... even though we know they probably never will.

    I figured I'd make this thread so people can share their ideas for fake Razer products that will never exist, not to be mistaken for Min-Liang Tan's thread about Razer products we'd actually like to see.

    You don't have do to a full mockup like I did here, I'd just love to see what everyone else comes up with.

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    This product probably won't ever exist, but I never really expected the real iPhone case or the iPad Pro case to exist... so I guess anything is possible. My muse for this product was @Raijin, a well documented Apple fan. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

    I'll try to contribute a fake product once a week, maybe we'll accidentally strike gold and Min will name a mythological creature after us... then name the product after that creature.
     
    Last edited: Jan 19, 2017
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  2. j.i

    j.i Well-Known Member

    a chroma case isn't even that of a bad idea
    you just have to take one of these battery pack cases, and build in the led strips
    and with an app you could controll it, I mean they are already making chroma mugs, they could definitely do that
     
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  3. Raijin

    Raijin Well-Known Member

    Read first word. Instantly triggered.

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  4. bmoconno

    bmoconno Well-Known Member

    All better now! Apple really doesn't seem to like me typing "Razer", weird. I've added it to the dictionary like 5 times and it still tries to change it. :slightly_sad:
     
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  5. Raijin

    Raijin Well-Known Member

    Just read through the entire post. Had a good laugh, hahahahaha. I want to strangle you.

    I want to post something but my Ps skills aren't up to par. I would have to upload a pencil sketch and everyone would laugh at me

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  6. bmoconno

    bmoconno Well-Known Member

    Do it! I would never laugh at someone trying, it's the only way to get better.
     
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  7. PlatinumC

    PlatinumC Active Member

    Dw, we are not laughing at you, we are laughing with you.
     
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  8. Malicefox

    Malicefox New Member

    Along the lines with OP's post, I'm just waiting for a Razer designed android phone with chroma lighting for call alerts.
     
  9. pillowpusher

    pillowpusher Active Member

    LMAO T R I G G E R E D, but if razer made sco0ters though
     
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  10. BaccaBoss2

    BaccaBoss2 Active Member

    A Razer graphics card with built in Chroma lighting. Would be cool, but probably will never happen. I'm crap with photoshop and similar programs, so no doctored photos or renders.
     
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  11. DragoNate

    DragoNate Active Member

    Razer pocket knife. With chroma lighting, of course. The chroma lighting will help when going hunting and doing other survivally things. It will make the knife somehow stronger because reasons. Scientifamically proven.
     
  12. bmoconno

    bmoconno Well-Known Member

    I actually sorta did a mockup of that last year, it wasn't Chroma... maybe I need to take another pass at it.

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    That's a pretty awesome idea, and something that I think a lot of gamers would love. I'll try making a pic if you'd like. :)

    Clearly, it wasn't a typo... I was just talking about this:

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  13. pillowpusher

    pillowpusher Active Member

    Now you can break shins and be super cool while your at it
     
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  14. Jenjar

    Jenjar Active Member

    If Razer ever did decide one day to make Scooters, I think there may be a problem with the scooter manufacturer Razor. Just imagine all the stores that list the two brands the same name, Or they mix up the names :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:.
     
  15. PlatinumC

    PlatinumC Active Member

    Some Razer "fans" even sometimes write and think it's spelled Razor..
    Sad sad days :slightly_sad:
     
  16. DragoNate

    DragoNate Active Member

    MAKE IT CHROMA!!!!!!

    Lol, I do kinda like it, though I'm picky about my knives. I like long blades, with a drop point tip, no serrations.
    If Razer started making kinves, they'd have to spend too much time on them. Basically a Bass Pro Razer mix, lol. I guess, I unless they just did a single pocket knife as a souvenir kind of thing. Like the necklace.
     
  17. BaccaBoss2

    BaccaBoss2 Active Member

    For the knife, lose the serration unless you are going fixed bladed, if you go fixed, do rear serration. Add a deep-carry pocket clip. Keep Tanto blade. Do a more interesting and unique design on the handle. It should both look good and provide grip. Do a Tungsten DLC coating on the blade like a Zero Tolerance 0301. Once you do all of these in the render, it will be a knife worth buying.
     
  18. nathanvollmer

    nathanvollmer Member

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    Well, I tried....
    edit: now with chroma
     
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  19. Marc G.

    Marc G. Active Member

    RAZER CHROMA TOASTER

    end of story. I would throw my wallet at it hahaha
     
  20. iamthefong

    iamthefong Active Member

    I mean, my missus is fantastic, she's a lovely girl... But if there was a Chroma Edition? Well, that would be interesting indeed
     
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