Razer products that don't exist!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by bmoconno, Jan 19, 2017.

  1. SnakeGuy123

    SnakeGuy123 Active Member

    Yeah! An ikea-type desk with CHROMA! Please, please please, Razer!
     
  2. App1e

    App1e Active Member

    Nach something like this.
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  3. SnakeGuy123

    SnakeGuy123 Active Member

    Razer Chroma-integrated USB LED strip
     
  4. tpherobrine5543

    tpherobrine5543 New Member

    lol that is a good idea
     
  5. SnakeGuy123

    SnakeGuy123 Active Member

    Razer Chroma Thunderbolt port hub.
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  6. PTSinger

    PTSinger Well-Known Member

    THIS IS A JOKE, SO LAY OFF!

    Ok, now that that's out of the way, here it is: RazerBookPro.jpg
    Razer has teamed up with Apple, and now all future MacBook Pros will be able to run Synapse flawlessly and be able to make full use of the Razer Chroma Configurator . . . and they come with the famous Razer super-thin mechanical keys.
     
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  7. Doaky

    Doaky New Member

    I would take a Razer designed phone myself, like it doesn't even need chroma.
    Picture the same design style as the Blade line meets Microsoft Surface, sweet hardware specs, top of the line camera and a non-bloated version of Android.
     
  8. bmoconno

    bmoconno Well-Known Member

    Something like this might be in the works, but I'm thinking the acquisition was more about the Robin cloud technology and infrastructure.
     
  9. Doaky

    Doaky New Member


    I've been keeping an eye on Nextbit since they started the kickstarter, I've used the the Robin before and it's a nice bit of kit
    We'll have to see how it all comes together over time, Nextbit and Razer on social media have been showing each other a lot of love.
     
  10. SaltyDawgz

    SaltyDawgz Member

    Damn, Some of these are actually funny.
     
  11. samuelwtw

    samuelwtw New Member

    perhaps razer modem/router?
     
  12. KakashiSharingan

    KakashiSharingan Active Member

    "fake Razer products that will never exist"
    Hmmm... Good system's support for RMA seems like one of them.
     
  13. bmoconno

    bmoconno Well-Known Member

    That might fall into the category that immediately follows the text you quoted:

    I had to RMA a new Blade that came with a bad pixel and the experience wasn't horrible, it definitely could have been better, but the whole thing only took maybe a week.
     
  14. KakashiSharingan

    KakashiSharingan Active Member

    Well then you got lucky, I'm on my third RMA right now for the exact same issues I've had since day 1 on my 970m blade 2016 (coil noise on idle, fan noise on idle, touchpad is raised from the frame, right click sounds super loud and is hard to click, keyboard keys stops working randomly while being held down, can't wake up laptop from sleep, etc.).

    I asked for a replacement with the newer model and they said they will not do it so I'm just stuck in RMA limbo where it is just ping ponged from my house to the repair center. I was given two options:
    1. Send it in for repair
    2. Get someone else's banged up RMA'd refurbished unit that could have even more defects

    "That might fall into the category that immediately follows the text you quoted"
    No, because I genuinely believe that Razer will never have good systems support. They go back on their own word within the same email trails (I can provide evidence, I was told I would get a replacement but then they said I won't), take anywhere from 2 weeks to 6 weeks to repair once they receive it, and don't even have a direct contact line for the person fixing the laptop (all communication is via email).

    I know that Razer Insider is not a support forum, and that isn't my intent for this post. I just expect actual support when I buy a $2200 USD laptop with an extended 2 year warranty. I regret not purchasing from the Microsoft store, they actually CARE about their customers.
     
  15. Obsidian

    Obsidian Active Member

    I'd really want a Razer Ricecooker Chroma. Since I'm living in a dorm, a rice cooker to put all my food inside along with rice in the morning, and returning to the dorm in the afternoon to be greeted with a great meal would be nice.

    Of course my dream is impossible since Razer's Toaster was a joke. Anyways I remembered Razer bought over the company NextBit, and NextBit's product is a phone named the Robin, where its OS is integrated with the cloud. I suspect Razer's upcoming release would be a smartphone with integrated Chroma lighting.
     
  16. EddieGold

    EddieGold New Member

    Very nice idea's everyone.
     
  17. iStinger

    iStinger Active Member

    Chroma graphics card would be nice. It could also have a color mode based on the temp of the GPU.
     
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  18. Xevien

    Xevien Active Member

    I would like to see this, but for the Pixel XL. Looks awesome!
     
  19. luisSTDR

    luisSTDR New Member

    Speaker and screen. With Chroma, of course.
     
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